dayName = new Array ("Sunday", "Monday", "Tuesday", "Wednesday", "Thursday", "Friday", "Saturday")
monName = new Array ("January", "February", "March", "April", "May", "June", "July", "August", "September", "October", "November", "December")
now = new Date

Jan = new Array
Jan[1] = "How we behave towards cats here below determines our status in heaven. --Robert Heinlein"
Jan[2] = "Cats do not declare their love much; they enact it, by their myriad invocations of our pleasure. --Vicki Hearne"
Jan[3] = "One cat just leads to another. --Ernest Hemingway"
Jan[4] = "There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat. --Tay Hohoff"
Jan[5] = "There is no 'cat language.' Painful as it is for us to admit, they don't need one! --Barbara Holland"
Jan[6] = "A strange black cat on your porch brings prosperity.--Scottish Supersition"
Jan[8] = "I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted--but his or her entertainment value. --Geoffrey Household"
Jan[9] = "If you want to be a psychological novelist and write about human beings, the best thing you can do is keep a pair of cats. --Aldous Huxley"
Jan[10] = "In the matter of animals I love only cats, but I love them unreasonably for their qualities and in spite of their numerous faults. I have only one, but I could not live without a cat. --J. K. Huysmans"
Jan[11] = "Cats are glorious creatures who must on no accounts be underestimated...Their eyes are fathomless depths of cat-world mysteries. --Lesley Anne Ivory"
Jan[12] = "After extensive research, I have determined that cats do have nine lives. But this has made for some awkward moments on the autopsy table since you can never really tell which life is nine. --David James"
Jan[13] = "Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat. --Lillian Johnson"
Jan[14] = "Is it yet another survival of jungle instinct, this hiding away from prying eyes at important times? Or merely a gesture of independence, a challenge to man and his stupid ways? --Michael Joseph"
Jan[15] = "Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. --Garrison Keilor"
Jan[16] = "Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything. --Hank Ketchum"
Jan[17] = "To respect the cat is the beginning of the aesthetic sense. --Erasmus Darwin"
Jan[18] = "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. --Joseph Wood Krutch"
Jan[19] = "I put down my book, The Meaning of Zen, and see the cat smiling into her fur as she delicately combs it with her rough pink tongue.  &quotCat, I would lend you this book to study but it appears you have already read it." She looks up and gives me her full gaze.  "Don't be ridiculous, she purrs, I wrote it." --Dilys Laing"
Jan[20] = "The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. --Doug Larson"
Jan[21] = "I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat. --Jay Leno"
Jan[22] = "Cats are a mysterious kind of folk. There is more passing in their minds than we are aware of. --Sir Walter Scott"
Jan[23] = "When all candles be out, all cats be gray. --John Heywood"
Jan[24] = "Among animals, cats are the top-hatted, frock-coated statesmen going about their affairs at their own pace. Dogs are the peasants, dutifully plodding behind their leaders. --Robert Stearns"
Jan[25] = "When cat people get together they are as single-minded as vegetarians, or kelp and soybean addicts. For they can talk for hours about what their cats will and will not eat. Once you meet a cat lover you will pursue his or her cat's food predilections endlessly. --Gladys Tabor"
Jan[26] = "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.--Hippolyte Taine "
Jan[27] = "Cats are connoisseurs of comfort. --James Herriot"
Jan[28] = "If animals could speak the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. --Mark Twain"
Jan[29] = "Said a miserly peer at the Abbey, "I fear I shall look rather shabby, For I've replaced my ermine. Infested with vermin, With the fur of my dear defunct tabby."--Unknown"
Jan[30] = "A cat will sit washing his face within two inches of a dog in the most frantic state of barking rage, if the dog be chained. The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life. --Carl van Vechten"
Jan[31] = "I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. --Jules Verne"


Feb = new Array
Feb[1] = "Life with a cat is in certain ways a one-sided proposition. Cats are not educable; humans are. Moreover, cats know this. If you are not willing to humor them, you might as well stick to dogs. --Terry Teachout"
Feb[2] = "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. --Anonymous"
Feb[3] = "...But nature does not say that cats are more valuable than mice; nature makes no remark on the subject. She does not even say that the cat is enviable or the mouse pitiable. We think the cat superior because we have (or most of us have) a particular philosophy to the effect that life is better than death. But if the mouse were a German pessimist mouse, he might not think that the cat had beaten him at all. He might think he had beaten the cat by getting to the grave first. --Gilbert Keith Chesterton"
Feb[4] = "People who belong to Siamese cats must make up their minds to do a good deal of waiting upon them. --Compton Mackenzie"
Feb[5] = "Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched. --Cervantes"
Feb[6] = "Nothing is so difficult as to paint the cat's face, which as Moncrif justly observes bears a character of  "finesse and hilarity." The lines are so delicate, the eyes so strange, the movements subject to such sudden impulses, that one should be feline oneself to portray such a subject. --Jules Champfleury"
Feb[7] = "In the middle of a world that had always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence. --Rosanne Amberson"
Feb[8] = "The cat is the only animal which accepts the comforts but rejects the bondage of domesticity. --Georges Louis Leclerc de Buffon"
Feb[9] = "When you're special to a cat, you're special indeed...she brings to you the gift of her preference of you, the sight of you, the sound of your voice, the touch of your hand. --Leonore Fleisher"
Feb[10] = "Chances are that a man who can nuzzle a kitten is also open and caring in other facets of his life.--Barbara L. Diamond"
Feb[11] = "Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be. --Unknown"
Feb[12] = "One is never sure, watching two cats washing each other, whether it's affection, the taste, or a trial run for the jugular. --Helen Thomson"
Feb[13] = "I simply can't resist a cat, particularly a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know, outside of the girl you love, of course. --Mark Twain"
Feb[14] = "Cats, like men, are flatters. --William S. Landor"
Feb[15] = "I have found my love of cats most helpful in understanding women. --John Simon"
Feb[16] = "Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. --Jim Davis"
Feb[17] = "The dog for the man, the cat for the woman.--English Proverb"
Feb[18] = "Because of our willingness to accept cats as superhuman creatures, they are the ideal animals with which to work creatively. --Roni Schotter"
Feb[19] = "Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat. --Mark Twain"
Feb[20] = "You can't own a cat. The best you can do is be partners. --Sir Harry Swanson"
Feb[21] = "Cats are oppressed, dogs terrify them, landladies starve them, boys stone them, everybody speaks of them with contempt. If they were human beings we could talk of their oppressors with a studied violence, add our strength to theirs, even organize the oppressed and like good politicians sell our charity for power. --William Butler Yeats"
Feb[22] = "God made the cat in order to give man the pleasure of caressing the tiger. --Unknown"
Feb[23] = "Do you see that kitten chasing so prettily her own tail? If you could look with her eyes, you might see her surrounded with hundreds of figures performing complex dramas, with tragic and comic issues, long conversations, many characters, many ups and downs of fate. --Ralph Waldo Emerson"
Feb[24] = "The city of cats and the city of men exist one inside the other, but they are not the same city. --Italo Calvin"
Feb[25] = "It is impossible for a lover of cats to banich these alert , gentle, and disciminating little friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more. --Agnes Repplier"
Feb[26] = "A cat is a tiger that is fed by hand.--Vakaoka Genrin "
Feb[27] = "Cats whiskers are so sensitive, they can find their way through the narrowest crack in a broken heart. --Anonymous"
Feb[28] = "I have myself found, the result of many years enquiry and study, that all people who keep cats do not suffer from those petty ailments which all flesh is heir to. --Louis Wain"
Feb[29] = "Never will you get a better psychological subject than a hungry cat. --Dr. Edward Lee Thorndike"


Mar = new Array
Mar[1] = "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. We humans are indeed fortunate if we happen to be chosen to be owned by a cat. --Unknown"
Mar[2] = "A home without a cat, and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove its title? --Mark Twain"
Mar[3] = "The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.... I hold that, the more helpless a creature, the more entitled it is to protection by man from the cruelty of man. --Mahatma Gandhi"
Mar[4] = "If you try to take a cat apart, to see how it works, the first thing you'll have on your hands is a non-working cat. -— Douglas Adams"
Mar[5] = "Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it. --Unknown"
Mar[6] = "A catless writer is almost inconceivable. It's a perverse taste, really, since it would be easier to write with a herd of buffalo in the room than even one cat; they make nests in the notes and bite the end of the pen and walk on the typewriter keys. --Barbara Holland"
Mar[7] = "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer. --Bruce Graham"
Mar[8] = "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats. --Unknown"
Mar[9] = "The cat has always been associated with the moon. Like the moon it comes to life at night, escaping from humanity and wandering over housetops with its eyes beaming out through the darkness. --Patricia Dale-Green "
Mar[10] = "How nice it is to think that feline dreams, like our own, are painted with creative brush strokes from time to time. Perhaps my cats and I even share the same dream: a world where all kittens are wanted and loved, and where every cat has a safe, warm place to sleep...and to dream. --Barbara L. Diamond"
Mar[11] = "Bless their little pointed faces and their big, loyal, loving hearts. If a cat did not put a firm paw down now and then, how could his human remain possessed? --Winifred Carriere"
Mar[12] = "Cats speak a subtle language in which few sounds carry many meanings, depending on how they are sung or purred. 'Mnrhnh' means comfortable soft chairs. It also means fish. It means genial companionship...and the absence of dogs. --Val Schaffner"
Mar[13] = "Blessed are those who love cats, for they shall never be lonely. --Unknown"
Mar[14] = "All children left unattended will be given a free kitten. --Sign in a veterinarian's office"
Mar[15] = "When the cat and mouse agree, the grocer is ruined.--Iranian Proverb"
Mar[16] = "To escort a cat on a leash is against the nature of the cat. It is in the nature of cats to do a certain amount of unescorted roaming. --Adlai Stevenson"
Mar[17] = "Cats are like music. It's foolish to try to explain their worth to those who don't appreciate them. --Anonymous"
Mar[18] = "He has become a much better cat than I have a person. With his gentle urgings, he made me realize that life doesn't end just because one has a few obstacles to overcome. --Mary F. Graf"
Mar[19] = "Surely the cat, when it assumes the meat loaf position and gazes meditatively through slitted eyes, is pondering thoughts of utter profundity... --Mij Colson Barnum"
Mar[20] = "One reason we admire cats is for their proficiency in one-upmanship. They always seem to come out on top, no matter what they are doing, or pretend they do. --Barbara Webster"
Mar[21] = "A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, and a cat is a person.--Mugsy Peabody"
Mar[22] = "When anyone mistreats it, the cat wants nothing more to do with that person and will remember him or her for a long time. It doesn't believe in the doctrine of turning the other cheek and won't pretend that it does. --Lawrence N. Johnson"
Mar[23] = "The really great thing about cats is their endless variety. One can pick a cat to fit almost any kind of decor, color, scheme, income, personality, mood. But under the fur, whatever color it may be, there still lies, essentially unchanged, one of the world's free souls. --Eric Gurney"
Mar[24] = "Life is hard. Soften yours with a cat. --Unknown "
Mar[25] = "Cats often devise their own sets of rules that they think we should live by, and they may be quick to chastise us if we fail to adhere to these rules! --Margaret Reister, D.V.M. "
Mar[26] = "To some blind souls all cats are much alike. To a cat lover every cat from the beginning of time has been utterly and amazingly unique. There are people who reshape the world by force or argument, but the cat just lies there, dozing, and the world quietly reshapes itself to suit his comfort and convenience. --Allen and Ivy Dodd"
Mar[27] = "Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off. --Michael Nelson"
Mar[28] = "Always turn and look when your cat gazes behind you with that intent look in her eyes. Some day there might actually be something there.--Anonymous"
Mar[29] = "Of all domestic animals the cat is the most expressive. His face is capable of showing a wide range of expressions. His tail is a mirror of his mind. His gracefulness is surpassed only by his agility. And, along with all these, he has a sense of humor. --Walter Chandoha"
Mar[30] = "As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human mind. --Cleveland Amory"
Mar[31] = "There was an old bulldog named Caesar, Who went for a cat just to tease her; But she spat and she spit, Till the old bulldog quit. Now when poor Caesar sees her, he flees her. --Unknown"

Apr = new Array
Apr[1] = "The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life. --Carl Van Vechten"
Apr[2] = "If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr. --Martin Buxbaum"
Apr[3] = "If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence. --Will Cuppy"
Apr[4] = "I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. --Jean Cocteau"
Apr[5] = "You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.--George Mikes"
Apr[6] = "Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much of the time as possible. --Roger Caras"
Apr[7] = "In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. --Warren Eckstein"
Apr[8] = "Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place. --Paul Gray"
Apr[9] = "Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own. --John Dingman"
Apr[10] = "A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. --Mark Twain"
Apr[11] = "No Heaven will ever Heaven be, Unless my cats are there to welcome me. --Anonymous "
Apr[12] = "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. --Missy Dizick"
Apr[13] = "Dynasties of cats, as numerous as the dynasties of the Pharaohs, succeed each other under my roof. The memory of the cats we have lost fades like the memory of men. --Theophile Gautier"
Apr[14] = "The catlike man is one upon whom no tricks can be played with success. --Delphine Gay"
Apr[15] = "It depends on what is in my house. If there was a cat, and my works, I would save the cat. A cat's life is more important than art. --Alberto Giacometti[when asked which of his sculptures he would rescue from a fire]"
Apr[16] = "The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath. --W. C. Fields"
Apr[17] = "The purity of a person's heart can be quickly measured by how they regard cats. --Anonymous"
Apr[18] = "For a dyed-in-the-wool author nothing is as dead as a book once it is written...She is rather like a cat whose kittens have grown up. While they were a-growing she was passionately interested in them but now they seem hardly to belong to her - and probably she is involved with another batch of kittens as I am involved with other writing. --Rumer Godden"
Apr[19] = "Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish. --James Gorman"
Apr[20] = "When you come upon your cat, deep in meditation, staring thoughtfully at something that you can't see, just remember that your cat is, in fact, running the universe. --Bonni Elizabeth Hall (and Missycat)"
Apr[21] = "Some people see the glass as half empty, some as half full. I look for the cat who drank the water. --Unknown"
Apr[22] = "Owning a cat is like reading a good novel - just when you think you know the main character, she'll surprise you on the very next page. --Unknown"
Apr[23] = "Which is the more beautiful, feline movement or feline stillness? --Elizabeth Hamilton"
Apr[24] = "Apparently, through scientific research, it has been determined that a cat's affection gland is stimulated by snoring, thus explaining my cat's uncontrollable urge to rub against my face at 2 a.m. --Terri L. Haney"
Apr[25] = "They purr to signal a relaxed mood, And their purring may also help relax them and those around them who feel and hear their purring - like getting a nice massage in sound. --Michael W. Fox, DVM"
Apr[26] = "Nothing's more playful than a young cat, nor more grave than an old one. --Thomas Fuller"
Apr[27] = " "What is the appeal about cats?" he said kindly.  "I've always wanted to know." 7nbsp;"They don't care i you like them. They haven't the slightest notion of gratitude, and they never pretend. They take what you have to offer, and away they go." --Mavis Gallant" 
Apr[28] = "Loneliness is comforted by the closeness and touch of fur to fur, skin to skin - or skin to fur. --Paul Gallico"
Apr[29] = "We have a friend who hates cats. Every time he comes to the house the cat sits on his knee. --Unknown"
Apr[30] = "The cat will mew, and dog will have his day.--William Shakespeare"

May = new Array
May[1] = "A cat can maintain a position of curled up somnolence on your knee until you are nearly upright. To the last minute she hopes your conscience will get the better of you and you will settle down again. --Pam Brown"
May[3] = "A cat will wait until you've read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds. --Unknown"
May[4] = "One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree.  "Which road do I take?" she asked.  "Where do you want to go?" was his response. &qout;I don't know" ,Alice answered.  "Then" ,said the cat,  "it doesn't matter." --Lewis Carroll"
May[5] = "Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking. --Mike Royko"
May[6] = "Cats are to dogs what modern people are to the people we used to have. Cats are slimmer, cleaner, more attractive, disloyal, and lazy....Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it. In fact, cats possess so many of the same qualities as some people (expensive girlfriends, for instance) that it's often hard to tell the people and the cats apart. --P. J. O'Rourke"
May[7] = "Happiness does not light gently on my shoulder like a butterfly. She pounces on my lap, demanding that I scratch behind her ears. --Unknown"
May[8] = "Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. --Mark Twain "
May[9] = "Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat or a man. The idea of difference is a human conception for man's own advantage. --Sri Aurobindo"
May[10] = "It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. --Deng Xiaoping"
May[11] = "An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. --Francois Truffaut"
May[12] = "Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use. --Mark Twain"
May[13] = "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. --Unknown"
May[14] = "I can only assume that your editorial writer tripped over the First Amendment and thought it was the office cat. --E. B. White"
May[15] = "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? --Steven Wright"
May[16] = "Humans: No fur, no paws, no tail. They run away from mice. They never get enough sleep. How can you help but love such an absurd animal? --An anonymous cat on Homo sapiens"
May[17] = "There is something about the presence of a cat... that seems to take the bite out of being alone. --Louis J. Camuti"
May[18] = "The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. --Ogden Nash"
May[19] = "A novel must be exceptionally good to live as long as the average cat. --Lord Chesterfield"
May[20] = "Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. --Sidonie Gabrielle Colette"
May[21] = "When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web... Now even my cat has its own page. --William J. Clinton"
May[22] = "Any great truth can - and eventually will - be expressed as a cliche - a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, "The black cat is always the last one off the fence." I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly true. --Solomon Short"
May[23] = "Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat. --Robert A. Heinlein  "
May[24] = "With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats? --Fernand Mery"
May[25] = "Of all animals, the cat alone attains to the comtemplative life. He regards the wheel of existence from without, like the Buddha. --Andrew Lang"
May[26] = "Happiness is like a cat, If you try to coax it or call it, it will avoid you; it will never come. But if you pay not attention to it and go about your business, you'll find it rubbing against your legs and jumping into your lap. --William John Bennett"
May[27] = "The cat laps moonbeams in the bowl of water, thinking them to be milk.--Hindu Proverb"
May[28] = "Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door. --Jeff Foxworthy"
May[29] = "I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat. --Edgar Allan Poe"
May[30] = "Cats are autocrats of naked self-interest. They are both amoral and immoral, consciously breaking rules. Their  "evil" look at such times is no human projection: the cat may be the only animal who savors the perverse or reflects upon it. --Camille Paglia"
May[31] = "I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws. --Charles Baudelaire"

Jun = new Array
Jun[1] = "Owning a cat is a good forerunner of marriage. You learn that you cannot control another living being, or expect him/her to do everything you want. --Unknown"
Jun[2] = "You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say,  "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say,  "No, it's for company!" --Unknown" 
Jun[3] = "Intelligence in the cat is underrated. --Louis Wain"
Jun[4] = "When a Cat adopts you there is nothing to be done about it except to put up with it until the wind changes. --T. S. Eliot"
Jun[5] = "If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. --from  "Advice from Kids""
Jun[6] = "When I'm playful I use the meridians of longitude and parallels of latitude for a seine, and drag the Atlantic Ocean for whales. I scratch my head with the lightning and purr myself to sleep with the thunder. --Mark Twain"
Jun[7] = "Cat-lovers will no doubt point out that the elegance and dignity of cats are the consequence of their sojourn in the temples of the gods, where their attitudes and movements were regarded as divine prognostications. Be that as it may, it is obvious that the cat's wealth of expressions make it an ideal candidate for such a role. Unlike the dog, which either wags its tail or does not wag its tail, the cat possesses a wide range of means to convey its emotions: It arches its back, makes its fur stand on end, meows, rubs itself against furniture and against humans, purrs, lashes its tail, spits, and hisses. The priests of Bacht, therefore, had ample material for interpretation. --Philippe Diolé" 
Jun[8] = "My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes. --Anonymous' Wife"
Jun[9] = "A cat improves the garden wall in sunshine, and the hearth in foul weather. --Judith Merkle Riley"
Jun[10] = "In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. --Dereke Rita"
Jun[11] = "A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. --Hazel Nicholson"
Jun[12] = "There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten. --Jules Champfleury"
Jun[13] = "I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food which they take for granted--but his or her entertainment value. --Geoffrey Household"
Jun[14] = "I would have in my house - a reasonable woman - a cat moving among the books. --Anonymous"
Jun[15] = "One cat in a house is a sign of loneliness, two of barrenness, and three of sodomy. --Edward Dahlberg"
Jun[16] = "After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.--Charlotte Gray"
Jun[17] = "Books and cats and fair-haired little girls make the best furnishing for a room.--French Proverb "
Jun[18] = "Your cat will never threaten your popularity by barking at three in the morning. He won't attack the mailman or eat the drapes, although he may climb the drapes to see how the room looks from the ceiling. --Helen Powers"
Jun[19] = "A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there. ---Agnes Repplier"
Jun[20] = "Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow. --George F. Will"
Jun[21] = "The only cats worth anything are the cats who take chances. --Thelonius Monk "
Jun[22] = "What feeling is so nice as a child's hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp. --Marjorie Holmes"
Jun[23] = "Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpet. --Anonymous"
Jun[24] = "They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say,  "Can he name a kitten?" -- Samuel Butler"  
Jun[25] = "There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. --Wesley Bates"
Jun[26] = "The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. --P. G. Wodehouse"
Jun[27] = "Cats' hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other. --Stephen Baker"
Jun[28] = "Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds. --Jean Burden"
Jun[29] = "The mathematical probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one scientific absolute in the world. --Lynn M. Osband"
Jun[30] = "I'm not much of a cook. My favorite thing to make from scratch is a purr. --Anonymous"

Jul = new Array
Jul[1] = "Cats do not have to be shown how to have a good time, for they are unfailing ingenious in that respect. --James Mason"
Jul[2] = "Two things are aesthetically perfect in the world - the clock and the cat. --Emile Auguste Chartier"
Jul[3] = " Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives. --Stephen Baker"
Jul[4] = "It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens that what ever you say to them, they always purr. --Lewis Carroll"
Jul[5] = "Or as Schrodinger's wife once said,  "What did you do to he cat? It looks half dead." --Unknown" 
Jul[6] = "The smallest feline is a masterpiece. --Leonardo da Vinci"
Jul[7] = "Most beds sleep up to six cats. Ten cats without the owner. --Stephen Baker"
Jul[8] = "The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat. --Jules Reynard"
Jul[9] = "A cat makes all the difference between coming home to an empty house and coming home. --Unknown"
Jul[10] = "There is nothing in the animal world, to my mind, more delightful than grown cats at play. They are so swift and light and graceful, so subtle and designing, and yet so richly comic. --Monica Edwards"
Jul[11] = "A human may go for a stroll with a cat; he has to walk a dog. The cat leads the way, running ahead, tail high, making sure you understand the arrangement. If you should happen to get ahead, the cat will never allow you to think it is following you. It will stop and clean some hard-to-reach spot, or investigate a suspicious movement in the grass; you will find yourself waiting a fidgeting like the lackey you are. But this is not annoying to cat lovers, who understand and appreciate a good joke, even when it is on them.  --Robert Stearns"
Jul[12] = "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. --Robert Heinlein"
Jul[13] = "A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not. --Ernest Hemingway"
Jul[14] = "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. --Joseph Wood Krutch"
Jul[15] = "Of all the creatures in the world, cats an' women has the hardest time. --Unknown"
Jul[16] = "A little drowsing cat is an image of perfect beatitude. --Jules Champfleury"
Jul[17] = "Are cats lazy? Well, more power to them if they are. Which one of us has not entertained the dream of doing just as he likes, when and how he likes, and as much as he likes? --Fernand Mery"
Jul[18] = "Cats are better than any vice. They're not fattening, dangerous, or expensive. However, they can be addictive. --Anonymous"
Jul[19] = "Cats names are more for human benefit. They give one a certain degree more confidence that the animal belongs to you. --Alan Ayckbourn"
Jul[20] = " Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner. --Gary Smith"
Jul[21] = "It's always blackest just before you step on the cat. --Unknown"
Jul[22] = "When it comes to knowing how to relax, cats are the original yoga experts. --Patricia Curtis"
Jul[23] = "Cats find malicious amusement in doing what they are not wanted to do, and that with an affectation of innocence that materially aggravates their deliberate offence. --Helen Winslow"
Jul[24] = " ats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in, they want to get out. --Lillian Jackson Braun"
Jul[25] = "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. --Bumpersticker"
Jul[26] = "Every dog has his day -- but the nights are reserved for the cats. --Unknown"
Jul[27] = "God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things. --Pablo Picasso"
Jul[28] = "I'm aloof, I like to run around outside, but I also like to curl up in warm spots. I eat fish. --Megan Coughlin on why she'd make a good cat"
Jul[29] = "It is better to feed one cat than many mice.--Norwegian Proverb"
Jul[30] = "Froward women were made from cats, just as most virtuous, industrious matrons were developed from beer. --Unknown"
Jul[31] = "When naming a cat, if one's imagination is totally at a loss, start with a good encyclopedia. Look up the names of emperors, empresses, kings, and queens. Cats, particularly male cats, like very strong names which link them to majestic feats. --Auriel Douglas"

Aug = new Array
Aug[1] = "The real measure of a day's heat is the length of a sleeping cat. --Charles J. Brady"
Aug[2] = "Free to a good home - female cat or husband. Husband says either he goes or cat goes. Cat fixed, husband isn't. - Ad in the Flint, Michigan Weekly World News"
Aug[3] = "Cats have incredible vision - but they never see your flaws. --Unknown"
Aug[4] = "A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. --Robert J. Vogel"
Aug[5] = "A cat on the doorstep in the morning brings bad luck.--Norwegian Proverb"
Aug[6] = "In the middle of a world thaat had always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence. --Rosanne Amberson"
Aug[7] = "When Mother Nature saw fit to remove the tail of the Manx, she left, in place of the tail, more cat.--Mary E. Stewart"
Aug[8] = "If you take even one of a cat's nine lives, it will haunt you forever. --Folklore"
Aug[9] = "A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it. --Jerome K. Jerome"
Aug[10] = "The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal - or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be. --Elizabeth Peters"
Aug[11] = "Cats conspire to keep us at arm's length. --Frank Perkins"
Aug[12] = "The visionary chooses a cat; the man of concrete a dog. Hamlet must have kept a cat. Platonists, or cat lovers, include sailors, painters, poets, and pickpockets. Aristotelians, or dog lovers, include soldiers, football players, and burglars. --Anonymous"
Aug[13] = "For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat. --Unknown"
Aug[14] = "The domestic cat seems to have greater confidence in itself than in anyone else.--Lawrence N. Johnson"
Aug[15] = "Cats love one so much--more than they will allow. But they have so much wisdom they keep it to themselves. --Mary E. Wilkins Freeman"
Aug[16] = "The cat always leaves a mark on his friend. --Aesop"
Aug[17] = "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later --Mary Bly"
Aug[18] = "The cat pretends to sleep, the better to see. --Francois-Auguste Rene de Chateaubriand"
Aug[19] = "It is better to cut off the sleeve of your best robe than to disturb a sleeping cat. --The Prophet"
Aug[21] = "May the great galactic kitten always purr you to sleep. --Anonymous"
Aug[22] = "A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime. --Mark Twain"
Aug[23] = "A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. --Jules Verne"
Aug[24] = "Don't use cats - they'll screw up your data. --Anonymous science professor to student"
Aug[25] = "Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything. --Robert A. Heinlein"
Aug[26] = "Two cats can live as cheaply as one, and their owner has twice as much fun. --Lloyd Alexander"
Aug[27] = "Happiness is like a cat sleeping on your lap. You can't force it to come to you and you can't force it to stay with you. --Pierre Foglia"
Aug[28] = "Once cats were all wild, but afterward they retired to houses. --Edward Topsell"
Aug[29] = "Dogs are eternally grateful that humans exist, Cats, however, are simply mildly appreciative! --Carl Brizzi"
Aug[30] = "The cat is the mirror of his human's mind… the dog mirrors his human's physical appearance. --Winifred Carriere"
Aug[31] = "To respect a cat is the beginning of the aesthetic sense. --Anonymous"

Sep = new Array
Sep[1] = "Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind. They slip, diminished, neat, through loopholes less than themselves. --A.S.J. Tessimond"
Sep[2] = "If a cat spoke, it would say things like,  "Hey, I don't see the problem here." --Roy Blount"
Sep[3] = "A man has to work so hard so that something of his personality stays alive. A tomcat has it so easy, he has only to spray and his presence is there for years on rainy days. --Albert Einstein"
Sep[4] = "When she walked...she stretched out long and thin like a little tiger, and held her head high to look over the grass as if she were treading the jungle. --Sarah Orne"
Sep[5] = "Cats sleep Anywhere, Any table, Any chair, Top of piano, Window-ledge, In the middle, On the edge. --Eleanor Farjeon"
Sep[6] = "The phrase  "domestic cat" is an oxymoron. --George Will"
Sep[7] = "Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons. --Robertson Davies"
Sep[8] = "Unlike us, cats never outgrow their delight in cat capacities, nor do they settle finally for limitations. Cats, I think, live out their lives fulfilling their expectations. --Irving Townsend"
Sep[9] = "Cats are love on four legs. --Richard Torregrossa "
Sep[10] = "Balanchine has trained his cat to perform brilliant jetes and tours en l'air; he says that at last he has a body worth choreographing for. --Bernard Taper"
Sep[11] = "If you can remember how many cats you have, you don't have enough. --Anonymous Cat Lover"
Sep[12] = "Dogs eat. Cats dine. --Ann Taylor "
Sep[13] = "It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens. --Cynthia E. Varnado"
Sep[14] = "If stretching were wealth, the cat would be rich. --Unknown"
Sep[15] = "Anyone who claims that a cat cannot give a dirty look either has never kept a cat or is singularly unobservant. --Maurice Burton"
Sep[16] = "I suspect that many an ailurophobe (a person who fears or hates cats) hates cats only because he feels they are better people than he is--more honest, more secure, more loved, more whatever he is not. --Winifred Carriere"
Sep[17] = "The sun rose slowly, like a fiery furball coughed up uneasily onto a sky-blue carpet by a giant unseen cat. --Michael McGarel"
Sep[18] = "If you would know what a cat is thinking about, you must hold its paw in your hand for a long time... --Jules Champfleury"
Sep[19] = "If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh. --Patricia Hitchcock"
Sep[20] = "Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet. --Pam Brown"
Sep[21] = "A cat who has taken umbrage is a terrible sight to see. --Rosemary Nisbet"
Sep[22] = "For me, one of the pleasures of cats' company is their devotion to bodily comfort. --Compton Mackenzie"
Sep[23] = "All you have to remember is Rule 1: When in doubt - wash --Paul Gallico"
Sep[24] = "A cat refuses to be the object of sentimentality--if she doesn't want to be cuddled, that's it. --Samantha Armstrong"
Sep[25] = "All cats like being the focus of attention. --Peter Gray"
Sep[26] = "One day a cat will opt to join you while you are utterly relaxed in muscle and brain, and with delicate miaow and a velvet paw will show you transcendental meditation by an expert. --V. Martin"
Sep[27] = "There is nothing so lowering to one's self-esteem as the affectionate contempt of a beloved cat. --Monica Edwards"
Sep[28] = "A cat does not want all the world to love her--only those she has chosen to love. --Helen Thomson"
Sep[29] = "If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend, but never your slave. --Theophile Gautier"
Sep[30] = "A cat can purr its way out of anything. --Donna McCrohan"

Oct = new Array
Oct[1] = "You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. --Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio"
Oct[2] = "The mice which helplessly find themselves between the cats' teeth acquire no merit from their enforced sacrifice. --Mahatma Gandhi"
Oct[3] = "Most cats enjoy kneading--digging their claws into rugs, fabrics or human arms or legs. It exercises certain muscles, but I think they do it for fun, too. --Lloyd Alexander"
Oct[4] = "Cats have an infallible understanding of total concentration--and get between you and it. --Arthur Bridges"
Oct[5] = "When I'm in the doghouse, my cats still come to visit. --Unknown"
Oct[6] = "A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double; the hind parts are equivalent to another kitten with which the forepart plays. She does not discover that her tail belongs to her until you tread on it. --Henry David Thoreau"
Oct[7] = "As an inspiration to the author, I do not think the cat can be over-estimated. He suggests so much grace, power, beauty, motion, mysticism. I do not wonder that many writers love cats; I am only surprised that all do not. --Carl Van Vechten"
Oct[8] = "I saw the most beautiful cat today. It was sitting by the side of the road, its two front feet neatly and graciously together. Then it gravely swished around its tail to completely and snugly encircle itself. It was so fit and beautifully neat, that gesture, and so self-satisified--so complacent. --Mary Morrow Lindbergh"
Oct[9] = "A cat is a regency gentleman--elegant of pose, exquisite of manner, with spotless linen and an enthusiasm for bare knuckle fights, rampaging love affairs, duels by moonlight and the singing of glees. He expects immaculate service from his domestic staff, and possesses a range of invective that would make a navvy blanch. --Pam Brown"
Oct[10] = "Everything a cat is and does physically is to me beautiful, lovely, stimulating, soothing, attractive and an enchantment. --Paul Gallico"
Oct[11] = "I wish you could see the two cats drowsing side by side in a Victorian nursing chair, their paws, their ears, their tails complementally adjusted, their blue eyes blinking open on a single thought of when I shall remember it's their suppertime. They might have been composed by Bach for two flutes. --Sylvia Townsend Warner"
Oct[12] = "A cat sleeping with all four paws tucked under means cold weather ahead.--English Superstition"
Oct[13] = "Essentially, you do not so much teach your cat as bribe him. If left to their own devices, felines tend to nap and nibble throughout the day and night, scarcely differentiating between the two. --Lynn Hollyn"
Oct[14] = "It is in their eyes that their magic resides. --Arthur Symons"
Oct[15] = "A kitten is a rosebud in the garden of the animal kingdom. --Robert Southey"
Oct[16] = "Nine lives added to my one life makes a perfect 10. --Unknown"
Oct[17] = "Cats are forever. --François Fossier"
Oct[18] = "Never ask a hungry cat whether he loves you for yourself alone. --Louis J. Camuti"
Oct[19] = "Beware of people who dislike cats.--Irish Proverb"
Oct[20] = "You're feline sleepwear. The cat's pajamas. -- Joann Boyd"
Oct[21] = "Cats are not impure; they keep watch about us. --The Prophet Mohammed"
Oct[22] = "Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance. --Dan Greenberg"
Oct[23] = "A rose has thorns, a cat has claws; certainly both are worth the risk. --Unknown"
Oct[24] = "A mouse in the paws is worth two in the pantry. --Louis Wain"
Oct[25] = "Cats don't bark and act brave when they see something small in fur or feathers - they kill it. Dogs tend to bravado. They're braggarts. In the great evolutionary drama, the dog is Sergeant Bilko, the cat is Rambo. --James Gorman"
Oct[26] = "An old cat will not learn dancing.--Moroccan Proverb"
Oct[27] = "Only cat lovers know the luxury of fur-coated, musical hot water bottles that never go cold. --Susanne Millen"
Oct[28] = "A computer and a cat are somewhat alike -- they both purr, and like to be stroked, and spend a lot of the day motionless. They also have secrets they don't necessarily share. --John Updike"
Oct[29] = "Here lies a pretty cat: Its mistress, who never loved anyone, Loved it madly; Why bother to say so? Everyone can see it. -- Epitaph on tombstone of cat, with full-relief detail of the deceased"
Oct[30] = "A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle, and melted under a gate. --Elizabeth Lemarchand "
Oct[31] = "A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. --Groucho Marx"

Nov = new Array
Nov[1] = "Most of us rather like our cats to have a streak of wickedness. I should not feel quite easy in the company of any cat that walked about the house with a saintly expression. --Beverly Nichols"
Nov[2] = "Maybe in the future we should add one more question to those we ask of presidential candidates - we should ask them where they stand on cats. Better still, we should demand to see the cats these candidates say they have raised, just to make sure we are not having the fur pulled over our eyes. --Gilbert Gude"
Nov[3] = "One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. --Mark Twain"
Nov[4] = "There are hundreds of good reasons for having a cat, but all you need is one. --Unknown"
Nov[5] = "A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat doesn't need to know that everybody loves him --William Kunstler"
Nov[6] = "He lives in the halflights in secret places, free and alone, this mysterious little great being whom his mistress calls, My cat. --Margaret Benson"
Nov[7] = "Kittens believe that all nature is occupied with their diversion. --F.A. Paradis de Moncrif"
Nov[8] = "To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality. --Lilian Jackson Braun"
Nov[9] = "A cat will do what it wants when it wants, and there's not a thing you can do about it. --Frank Perkins"
Nov[10] = "Okay, cats will never bring you pictures they've drawn in school, but they may give you a dead mouse. What parent could resist that gift? --Terri L. Haney"
Nov[11] = "Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. --Unknown"
Nov[12] = "Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time. --from "Advice from Kids""
Nov[13] = "Since each of us is blessed with only one life, why not live it with a cat?  --Robert Stearns"
Nov[14] = "His amiable amber eyes, Are very friendly, very wise; Like Buddha, grave and fat, He sits, regardless of applause, And thinking, as he kneads his paws, What fun to be a cat! --Christopher Morley"
Nov[15] = "A person who manages to understand a cat is qualified to understand most anything else. --Anonymous"
Nov[16] = "It doesn't do to be sentimental about cats; the best ones don't respect you for it. --Susan Howatch"
Nov[17] = "More than likely it was the cat who first coined and put into practice the sage advice:  "If you would have a thing done well, you must do it yourself ". --Lawrence N. Johnson"
Nov[18] = "A cat's eyes are windows enabling us to see into another world. --Irish Legend"
Nov[19] = "Avoid dogs whenever you can. Remember... Cats are poetry in motion. Dogs are gibberish in neutral. --Unknown"
Nov[20] = "You can visualize a hundred cats. Beyond that, you can't. Two hundred, five hundred, it all looks the same. -- Jack Wright (of Kingston, Ontario, the Guinness Book record holder for the owner of the most cats at one time [689])"
Nov[21] = "The last thing I would accuse a cat of is innocence. --Edward Paley"
Nov[22] = "A cat is there when you call her - if she doesn't have anything better to do. --Bill Adler"
Nov[23] = "Managing senior programmers is like herding cats. --Dave Platt"
Nov[24] = "Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause the most inconvenience. --Pam Brown"
Nov[25] = "If to her share some feline errors fall, Look in her face, and you'll forgive them all. --Unknown"
Nov[26] = "I myself think that to have a cat is more important than to have a Bible. --R.H. Blyth"
Nov[27] = "It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? --Eleanor H. Porter"
Nov[28] = "Dogs have owners, cats have staff. --Sneaky Pie Brown (author Rita Mae Brown's cat)"
Nov[29] = "When she walked...she stretched out long and thin like a little tiger, and held her head high to look over the grass as if she were treading the jungle. --Sarah Orne"
Nov[30] = "It is the nature of a cat that it rather avoids confrontation than starts a fight against overwhelming odds... Who would venture to call a cat a weak animal. --Christer Kihlman"

Dec = new Array
Dec[1] = "I think it would be great to be a cat! You come and go as you please. People always feed and pet you. They don't expect much of you. You can play with them, and when you've had enough, you go away. You can pick and choose who you want to be around. You can't ask for more than that. ----Patricia McPherson"
Dec[2] = "Outside of a cat, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a cat, it's too dark to read. --Sign at Lilac Hedge Bookshop, Norwich, VT"
Dec[3] = "The cat is the animal to whom the Creator gave the biggest eye, the softest fur, the most supremely delicate nostrils, a mobile ear, an unrivaled paw and a curved claw borrowed from the rose-tree. --Sidonie Gabrielle Colette"
Dec[4] = "The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal. --Sir Compton Mackenzie"
Dec[5] = "If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.- - - Alfred North Whitehead"
Dec[6] = "A cat is always at the wrong side of the door --Unknown"
Dec[7] = "If human, cats might play solitare, but they would never sit around with the gang and a few six-packs watching Monday Night Football. --from Time Magazine, Dec.7, 1981"
Dec[8] = "Unlike us, cats never outgrow their delight in cat capacities, nor do they settle finally for limitations. Cats, I think, live out their lives fulfilling their expectations. --Irving Townsend"
Dec[9] = "It's very hard to be polite if you're a cat. --Anonymous"
Dec[10] = "We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove-lid again - and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore. --Mark Twain"
Dec[11] = "We need a word for all the kitty-prints that are all over my windshield because the cats like to lie on my hood when the car is still warm. -- Megan Coughlin"
Dec[12] = "There is nothing sweeter than his peace when at rest, for there is nothing brisker than his life when in motion. --Christopher Smart"
Dec[13] = "Cat people are different, to the extent that they generally are not conformists. How could they be, with a cat running their lives? --Louis J. Camuti"
Dec[14] = "Cats like doors left open, in case they change their minds. --Rosemary Nisbet"
Dec[15] = "Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow. --Monica Edwards"
Dec[16] = "A cat sneezing is a good omen for everyone who hears it.--Italian Superstition"
Dec[17] = "We all have our 'good old days' tucked away inside our hearts, and we return to them in daydreams like cats to favorite armchairs. -~Brian Carter"
Dec[18] = "Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds. --Jean Burden"
Dec[19] = "Cats are designated friends. --Norman Corwin"
Dec[20] = "The more people I meet, the more I like my cat. --Anonymous"
Dec[21] = "Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission .. the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance. --Saki"
Dec[22] = "I love in the cat that independent and most ungrateful temper which prevents it from attaching itself to anyone; the indifference with which it passes from the salon to the housetop. --Francois Rene De Chateaubriand"
Dec[23] = "Cats have amazingly keen hearing but go conveniently deaf when you call. --Unknown"
Dec[24] = "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.--Jeff Valdez"
Dec[25] = "Buy a dog a toy, and he'll play with it forever. Buy a cat a present, and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes. --Anonymous"
Dec[26] = "We tie bright ribbons around their necks, and occasionally little tinkling bells, and we affect to think that they are as sweet and vapid as the coy name 'kitty' by which we call them would imply. It is a curious illusion. For, purring beside our fireplaces and pattering along our back fences, we have got a wild beast as uncowered and uncorrupted as any under heaven. --Alan Devoe"
Dec[27] = "A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem. --Jean Burden"
Dec[28] = "Who can tell what just criticisms Murr the Cat may be passing on us beings of wider speculation. --George Eliot"
Dec[29] = "Never wear anything that panics the cat. --P. J. O'Rourke"
Dec[30] = "If a cat washes behind its ears, it will rain.--English Superstition"
Dec[31] = "Cats only assume their strangest, most intriguing and most beautiful postures when it is impossible to photograph them. Cat calendars always disappoint for they only show the public range of cat positions. --J. R. Coulson"