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I will not puff my entire body to twice its normal size after my human has finished watching a horror movie. I will not perch myself on my human's chest in the middle of the night and stare into her eyes until she wakes up. Screaming at the can of food will not make it open itself. I cannot leap through closed windows to catch birds outside. If I forget this and bonk my head on the window and fall behind the couch in my attempt, I will not get up and do the same thing again. It is not a good idea to try to lap up the powdered creamer before it dissolves in boiling coffee. I will not stuff my rather large self into the rather small bird feeder (with my tail hanging out one side) and expect the birds to just fly in. I will not teach the parrot to meow in a loud and raucous manner. Yes, there are still two very large dogs in the backyard. There have been for several years. I don't have to act as if I just discovered the Demon Horror of the Universe each time one of them appears in my window. I will not swat my human's head repeatedly when she's on the family room floor trying to do sit ups. When my human is at the computer, her arms are "not" a hammock. Computer and tv screens do not exist to backlight my lovely tail. I will not walk on the keyboard when my human is writing important emiognaioerp ga3qi4 taija3tgv aa35 a. I will not be miffed at my human all day and then kiss her on the nose at 2:00 a.m. to tell her that she is forgiven and can now pet me. A warm pepperoni pizza is not a good place for a nap. I will learn to relax at the vet's office so they will start writing things in my records like "Good kitty" and "Sweet kitty" instead of the stuff that's there now like "MEAN!", "BITER", and "GET HELP!!!!!" I showed these to my cats. They just yawned and walked away.... FIGURES! © Flowgo.comReprinted from Flowgo.com |
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