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June is National Adopt A Shelter Cat Month. It's also the month traditionally associated with weddings. And, the Summer Solstice -- the 'official start' of Summer, is June 21. So, with a nod to all those things, THE CAT'S MEOW, this week, is pleased to offer a special collection of cat-related articles for your enjoyment. |
For a good, in-depth explanation of the Summer Solstice, and the customs associated with it (including why June is the "Wedding Month"), see this site
After dinner one evening
I cleaned up the kitchen including mopping the floor. My husband came
in from working on his car in the garage.
I told him that there
were some chocolate covered raisins on the counter. He didn't bother turning
on the lights and just went by the little bit of daylight shining through
the kitchen door glass.
I heard the sound
of "crunch, crunch" from his mouth, then he asked, "What
is this?"
I had placed the bowl
of dry cat food on the counter when I mopped the floor. The chocolate
covered raisins were still in their unopened package.
Reprinted from Just For Grins
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HELPFUL TIPS FOR
PREPARING FOR THAT NEW CAT
1. Take cold chicken and
stars soup straight from the can and splash it across the carpet and the foot of
the bed and then walk in it in the dark with your socks
on.
2. Set up a mouse trap
at the foot of the bed each night so that if you move a toe one inch while you
are sleeping, you are sure to get snapped.
3. Cover all your best
suits with cat hair. Dark suits must use white hair, and light suits must use
dark hair. Also, float some hair in your first cup of coffee in the
morning.
4. Put everything
cat-toy sized into a water bowl to marinate.
5. Practice cutting your
chicken into teeny tiny bites so that when they steal, it won't be the whole
breast.
6. Tip over a basket of
clean laundry, and scatter clothing all over the floor.
7. Leave your underwear
on the living room floor, because that's where the cat will drag it anyway
(especially when you have company).
8. Jump out of your
chair shortly before the end of your favorite TV program and run to the TV.
shouting "No! No! Don't chew on the electric cord!" Miss the end of the
program.
9. Put chocolate pudding
on the carpet in the corner of the living room in the morning and don't try to
clean it up until you return from work that evening.
10. Gouge the surface of
the dining room table several times with an exacto knife. It's going to get
scratched anyway.
11. Practice searching
every closet and open cabinet door before you shut it.
12. Knock all small
items off your kitchen counter.
13. Chew the eraser off
every pencil in the house.
14. Take a fork and
shred the roll of toilet paper while it's still hanging up. Pull a few sheets
off and scatter them around the bathroom.
15. Take a staple
remover and punch two holes in every scrap of paper around the
house.
16. Get a litter tray
without a lid and mix in some tootsie rolls with cat litter and then tip it over
right before the company comes. Make sure your guests get to find this before
you do.
17. Buy a mixed bag of
cat toys and stuff them under the refrigerator. Practice getting up
at 2AM
18. Take a warm cuddly
blanket out of the dryer and immediately wrap it around yourself. This is the
feeling you will get when your new cat falls asleep on your
lap.
There now, once you've
done all these, you've passed the test, and are ready to take on that little
furry critter!
Reprinted from Kit's Cat Nips
A Devoted Cat: The Only Means of Support
In the summer of 1992, the
Associated Press carried an item that quoted the Komsomolet Kubani newspaper's
account of an 80 year old man who was being kept alive solely by the benevolent
actions of..... yes, his cat.
According to the story,
the man's feline companion caught pigeons and brought them home to his hungry
master, who made "pigeon noodle soup" with the "catch of the
day."
Realizing that he had an
valuable solution to the economic hardships in the nation, the elderly man tried
to have his cat insured with the state insurance authorities in his southern
Russian town of Labinsk. The cat was, after all,
his sole means of support! But to his dismay, the very unsympathetic insurance
officials turned down his request.
The report went on to say
that the man had taken his complaint all the way to Boris Yeltsin, arguing that
elderly people on fixed incomes were the ones hardest hit by economic
reforms.
Without the keen hunting
prowess of his generous, beloved cat, this 80 year old man probably would have
starved to death. What a wonderful creature, this guardian angel
in fur!
Is it no wonder why we
love them so much?
Reprinted from Hugs From The Heart
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Feline FAQ
We receive a great many questions about cats here at Arcamax, with several questions being asked repeatedly. Today, rather than dedicate an entire column to a specific question, we thought we'd briefly answer some of the most popular ones to create a sort of Feline Frequently Asked Questions. Enjoy!
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Why do cats go to the one person in the room who doesn't like cats?
When a cat enters a room full of people who are staring at him, he becomes very uncomfortable. Then he notices that one person is totally ignoring him - the person who dislikes cats for whatever reason. The cat goes to that person to seek a safe haven from those who are fawning over him or intimidating him.
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Why do cats rub against your leg?
When a cat rubs his head or the side of his chin against you, the furniture, or any object, he is actually depositing his scent on them as part of territorial marking. He uses his glands on his forehead and around his mouth and chin. These glands produce chemicals called pheromones, which he transfers by rubbing against objects. Cats can tell how long ago a scent was left and how much attention they need to pay to the warning.
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What does it mean when my cat exposes its stomach?
A rare form of greeting, the ultimate compliment that a cat can pay to a human. This body language shows how much he cares for you and how comfortable he is around you. Totally exposing the stomach reveals how secure he feels, because the stomach area is the must vulnerable body part of the cat. He can be asking for a caress, inviting you to play with him, or may want the stomach area stroked. If he sleeps on his back this way, his trust in you is in the stratosphere.
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Why does my cat knead?
That loud purring followed by the sharpening of claws on some soft spot of your body is called milk-treading. When you relax and sit quietly, you're giving your cat the same signal he got from his mother when he was a kitten - that his mother was ready to let him suckle. A nursing kitten instinctively uses his paws to draw out the milk, gently pushing on his mother's stomach to increase the milk flow. When older cats behave this way, it's a good sign that they're happy, content, and probably recalling their kittenhood.
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Why do cats get stuck in trees?
Their claws are constructed for climbing up. When they attempt to climb down headfirst (and normally this is what they will try to do first), it's impossible for them because the claws are curved the wrong way. Eventually, a cat will figure out how to go down the correct way - shimmying down backward so that the claws will cling to the bark of the tree.
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What is that noise my cat makes when it sees a bird (or squirrel, etc.)?
The odd behavior that resembles teeth-chattering is usually produced when a cat sees something he wants but can't get to it. Though his mouth is slightly open (the lips pulled back and the jaw opening and closing rapidly), it's not a form of communication. The noise made is a combination of lip-smacking and teeth-chattering as he gets more excited. He may emit small bleating noises like a baby goat. So far, none of this is believed to have any function.
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If cats are so smart, why are they so hard to train?
Actually, cats aren't that tough to train; they just refuse to perform for a pat on the head. They're indifferent to the process and learn tricks only because they want to. Because they're not renowned for their obedience, we think they're defiant. However, if there's something in it for them, they are quick to learn. Cats learn by association. You can't bribe them with sweets because their taste buds don't have any sweet receptors (as meat eaters they don't need them). They can't tell the difference between a sugar solution and plain water. As with all animals, coaxing them includes much love, patience, consistency, authority, repetition, and reward ... but never punishment. Dogs are trainable because they are born to follow leaders; cats, on the other hand, take care of themselves.
Reprinted from Arcamax Cats and Dogs
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DID YOU KNOW? A cat uses its whiskers to determine if a space is too small to squeeze through. The whiskers act as feelers or antennae, helping the animal to judge the precise width of any passage.
Things That Are Poisonous To Your Cat
There are a great many things around your household that could poison your cat. While many are poisonous to humans as well, your cat doesn't know better and (like a child) may accidently ingest it. Unlike a child, simply putting poisons out of reach may not be enough when it comes to a resourceful feline. The fact is, cats are much more sensitive than dogs and (because they clean themselves) are likely to be poisoned by things they step in accidentally.
Houseplants - Cats love to nibble on plants and unfortunately, many houseplants are poisonous to cats. If your cat vomits or doesn't want to eat, check the Philodendron for nibble marks. Poinsettias and mistletoe are especially toxic, but not eaten frequently. Dieffenbachia (dumb cane) is toxic, but because it causes an immediate burning sensation, cats rarely eat enough to do themselves any real harm. The list of plants that are toxic to plants could fill a book, and then some - unless it's labeled specifically safe for kitty, keep it away from them. A little pot of oat grass kept out for kitty to nibble is actually beneficial for their digestion.
Medicines - Many medications we use for ourselves daily are extremely poisonous to cats. For example, even small doses of painkillers such as aspirin or Tylenol can be toxic to cats. Never give any "people" drug to a cat, unless specifically told to by a pet care professional.
Automotive products - Any liquid that comes out of a car is poisonous, to cats as well as people. If you leave brake fluid, oil, gasoline etc. on the garage floor, cats will step in it, clean themselves, and get sick. Particularly nasty is antifreeze, as it tastes sweet - since cats like the flavor they frequently drink enough to cause fatal poisoning.
Household products - Cats are sensitive to many cleaning products. When you mop the floor or clean in the bathroom, let surfaces dry before letting your cat back into the room (remember, they could walk over it then clean their paws). Use only soap and water to wash out the litter box, and rinse well. Do not expose cats to Pine Sol, Hexol, or cleaners that contain ingredients with "phenol" in their chemical names.
Insecticides - Sadly, most insecticide problems come from over-treatment with flea control products. Fortunately, this can easily be avoided by using one of the newer flea products available from your vet. But if your cat becomes suddenly ill after you spray for fleas, gently wash her with shampoo and warm water. Flea spray problems rarely need any treatment other than bathing, but if you see more pronounced symptoms like heavy salivation or jerking movements, immediate attention is required.
Rat poison - It figures - even cats who are picky about their food may eat rat poison. Unfortunately, there isn't really a good antidote for some of the newer rodenticides. The best way to prevent poisoning is to put rat bait where pets can't reach it. And face it - if you've got a cat, what do you need rat poison for, anyway?
Rattlesnake bites - If you live someplace where there are rattlesnakes, these reptiles could pose a problem. Surprisingly, although cats become quite ill and will need veterinary attention, adult cats nearly always survive a rattlesnake bite. Cats can actually help reduce the rattlesnake problem around your home by lowering the rodent population, which rattlers also feed on.
Spider bites, bee stings etc. - Cats ordinarily react to stings with mild discomfort and a little swelling much like humans. Occasionally, though much more severe and perhaps even life threatening reactions sometimes happen. If you notice breathing difficulty, seek immediate veterinary attention.
If you have an indoor feline and keep your house reasonably free of debris, your cat should have a lifetime of good health. But, as always, should any serious symptoms arise, always seek professional assistance immediately. Most vets have an emergency number next to their regular office number in the telephone directory.
Reprinted from Freaky Animals
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Battling the Fleaby Right
The most common and annoying species of flea is the cat flea (Ctenocephalides felis). It attacks d*gs as well, and causes most cases of flea allergy in cats and humans. Believe me, if there is a flea within a mile, it will jump right on me. My human calls me his
little flea bag. We battled fleas from the time I was tiny until he gave up and took me to the vet to get some flea control products that really worked. You can get tape worms from infected fleas also. Yuck!
With good sanitation measures and the new products now on the market, you and your human can do a good job of controlling fleas without toxic, residual pesticides. It is important for your human to keep in mind that adult fleas live on us, whereas immature fleas live on the dried blood in our beds. The life cycle of the flea takes about 6 weeks, in good conditions, but
fleas can remain dormant up to a year waiting for the presence of humans or animals to stimulate them to activity.
Flea control around the house:
- We must always keep out of, or off of, hard to treat areas.
- We shouldn't be allowed to roam outside or pick up fleas from other animals during flea season. Where we live in Southwestern Florida, it is flea season all the time, that is why we are all indoor kitties.
- Be sure to have your human vacuum the house frequently and thoroughly. Then have her dispose of the vacuum bag after vacuuming, the new bagless vacuum is great for this, dump it in the trash outside. Don't want to let the little critters back into the house, once you get them out, you don't want them back inside.
- Have your human wash your bedding in hot, soapy water every 2-3 weeks during flea season. I know this is upsetting, but it must be done to battle the fleas. Jessie gets real upset when her bed gets washed, she has spent so much time shedding the hair and arranging it just right and pushing the bed into just the right shape.
- Have your beds, carpets and floors sprayed throughout the house.They say this is important, but my human doesn't like to spray where we are, so we don't do this, but we do spray outside. To control immature fleas, use products containing methoprene (also called PrecorÔ). This is an insect growth hormone with a long lasting effect (3 to 7 months) on immature fleas. To control adult fleas, use products containing pyrethrins. These are short-lived, fast-acting compounds from pyrethrum daisies that have a quick effect on adult fleas. Some product contain both ingredients. Use all products only as directed on the label. NEVER use a product made for a dog on a cat, this can be fatal.
- Treat your resting places in the yard, if you are an outdoor cat, with products containing pyrethrins, methoprene, or diatomaceous earth (silicon dioxide), a fine, white, non-toxic dust that kill fleas by causing them to dehydrate.
- If you travel in the car, treat car seats and carpets (as above) or leave the car in the hot sun for a day with the windows closed to "fry" the fleas. That isn't a problem around here. The car is always like an oven if let sit outside in the sun. So with or without my fleas, our car is flea-free.
Flea control on you:
- You should take a bath with flea shampoos containing pyrethrins at weekly to monthly intervals; this can turn into a martial art if not done properly. Be sure to use only products that state they are safe for cats, anything else can be toxic. Shampoos do not have residual effects, therefore, flea-allergic cats may need a bath daily in flea season. Yikes!
- You should use a spray weekly with a pyrethrins product registered for this use. Spray thoroughly and have your human work it well into your coat. Be sure your human wears rubber gloves and cover your eyes with her hand when spraying anything around your head.
- Daily to weekly combing with a fine-toothed flea comb will help remove adult fleas from your coat, this is a good idea if it is awkward to bathe you, and like most kitties I know, it IS awkward to bathe you. Drop fleas caught in the comb into soapy water to kill them.
For severe infestations: Have your human shampoo or steam clean the carpets and shampoo upholstered furniture where you have been sitting. Have your human vacuum and/or scrub floors thoroughly, treat your coat (as above) and wash the bedding. Spray the house with products formulated for that purpose containing methoprene and pyrethrins, this is optional of course, we never spray. Treat all areas in the yard or outbuildings where you rest or play. Continue stringent control measures for adult fleas on your
coat (combing, sprays, bathing) for several more weeks to eliminate adult fleas. After such a thorough campaign, routine santitation measures, including treatment with methoprene sprays every 6 months, should prevent further severe outbreaks. Once we got
the fleas under control, our problems were over. But my human is always on the alert for a stray flea.
NOTE: Do not buy ultrasonic devices to repel fleas--there is no scientific basis for claims made for such devices against insects. My human bought one once, and it really didn't do the job. What worked best for us was the flea control that we got from our
friendly local V*t.
Reprinted from Claw |
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Why
did the Egyptians worship cats? Egyptians literally believed
that cats were divine, to the point that if a household cat died,
its owners would shave their eyebrows
in mourning and lovingly transport the cat carcass to one of the
cities devoted to mummifying cats for their journey to the next
world. (They apparently didn't make it. In 1888, about 300,000 cat
mummies were discovered still lounging around this world in the
ancient city of Beni Hassan. (We guess it illustrates once again
how hard it is to get cats to go where you want them to.) There
were practical reasons for worshipping cats, though. The Egyptians
were very dependent on grains for their main staples of bread and
beer, and they knew how much the cats contributed to their lives
and economy by keeping rats and mice in check. PHOTO: This
noble and his wife are spending their leisure time hunting fowl
with their big orange-striped cat (lower left area). Notice
that the birds, and especially the fish, are painted very realistically,
with attention paid to the slightest details, while the humans conform
to the cartoon-like "frontalistic" style.
Picture and Article reprinted from Inspiration Line
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Cat Ownership Good for Soul, Study ShowsWILMINGTON, DE (AheadOfNews.com) - People with pet cats have larger, more robust souls than people without, according to a study published today in the New England Journal of Medicine. The study measured the souls of 1,500 nurses in Delaware and found the souls of the cat owners among them to be, on average, more than twice as long and almost four times as wide as those of catless nurses. The souls were measured using "highly sensitive, carefully calibrated instruments" designed for that purpose, according to Dr. Enrico Gatto of the Institute of Feline-Human Interconnectivity in Wilmington.
Gatto also noted that the nurses with cats seemed to "bounce back faster" from emotional disappointments and that the souls of the cat owners "shimmered."
The study also tracked the impact on the soul of other household pets. No friends of canines, rodents, or reptiles in the study possessed souls as hefty as those of subjects with even one domestic shorthair cat. Yet most pets were found to be somewhat beneficial. Any pets are better than no pets, the data suggest. Those nurses who had no animals in their homes had "paltry, shriveled souls," Gatto said. "And brown as a dead leaf. They were a sorry sight to behold."
Effects on the soul did vary considerably from one species to another. For example, "there is almost no spiritual benefit to poodle ownership," said Gatto. "You get quite a bit of uplift from a Great Dane or a Saint Bernard. But you would have to acquire 6.3 Chihuahuas to grow a soul like a person who has just one gerbil."
The good news is that the damage inflicted by a pet-poor lifestyle appears to be reversible. "Some of the nurses went out and got kittens" when they saw the results of the study, Gatto said. In a follow-up examination, "we found their souls swelled considerably in just three to four weeks."
For those unwilling or unable to keep cats, Gatto suggested adopting two or more large dogs. "You must go to great lengths," he said, "to fill the hole left in your soul by catlessness."
Reprinted from Top Greetings
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A Kitten's Guide to Training Your Human
Training your human is a thankless task.
"Why bother with it?", some kittens may ask.
The fate of the world is the issue at hand,
as felines worldwide stake a claim for their land.
Make no bones about it, we cats own the joint.
We spray in the corners to drive home the point
Some say the meek shall inherit the Earth,
But they've no fangs or claws, for what that's worth.
The cat is the ultimate species, you see,
We're poised to usurp man's authority.
These silly old humans who cannot play nice!
Just what does training your human entail?
A host of fun things you must do without fail:
The sofas and rugs need a little makeover.
The La-Z-Boy's target for kitty takeover.
Then sleep on clean towels placed in the guest bath.
And make their best clothing a target of wrath.
Tear down those new drapes with a quick forceful tug.
Then tatter the pile of the new Berber rug.
And when they are sleeping, you block off their nose,
paw at their lower lip, chew on their toes.
Strut on the mantle. If they give any flack,
knock down their trophies and all bric-a-brac.
Shed on Mom's new velvet black evening gown,
as she's headed out for a night on the town.
If they leave you home all alone for the night,
(Any human doing this can't be all that bright),
They're telling you by leaving, it's perfectly all right,
To totally redecorate 'til dawn's early light.
Knock over tables and chew up the fern.
Hurry, go faster! Soon, they'll return...
When they try to punish, you mustn't show concern.
(All attempts of discipline a pussycat should spurn.)
A snide flick of tail will convey no remorse,
but they will try harder to scold you, of course!
So, hide in the closet until they forget,
and then launch out just like an F-14 jet.
Tear up their ankle, their forearm, their hand,
then when they've had all the pain they can stand,
dart from the room while they call 9-1-1,
and celebrate victory: The felines have won!
To humans, however, the battle's begun,
as they steep in their anger and wish for a gun.
Pathetic and lumbering and clumsy to boot,
My friend, human dominance is really a hoot.
Take charge in your home. It's destiny, meow.
(The verses above have already told how.)
So sleep for an hour, and then grab some chow,
And then train your human, beginning right now.
(Author Unknown)
Reprinted from More From Rondout
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